In his weekly column, the Last Word, John McTernan shares a dozen reasons to be cheerful.

One, Labour has had a poll lead in YouGov for 29 months. Of course, no one pays attention to the day-to-day polls. The only poll that matters is the general election etc. etc. Still, a lead is a lead, and a long-held lead becomes a settled will.

Two, the budget gave the Tories no lasting bounce. Single-handedly, No 10’s handling of the Maria Miller scandal has revived the MPs’ expenses scandals and made it wholly owned by the Tory party.

Three, government pension policy continues to unravel. Steve Webb has announced that retiring workers will be issued with a death date by the government. Apparently, it’s guidance to help them with income planning.

Four, David Cameron has decided to crusade for the support of the six per cent of the population who attend church rather than the 72 per cent who are non-attenders.

Five, George Osborne has declared victory on the economy because average earnings rose 0.1 per cent more than prices. That’s earnings including bonuses – 40 per cent of which go to four per cent of workers. And excluding cuts to tax credits and in-work benefits.

Six, universal credit is on track to meet its target of 1.7m claimants by 2014-15. No, wait, they’ve got to 5,300 – statistically equivalent to zero.

Seven, Nick Clegg has still not learned how to handle a party scandal. Enjoy this party political broadcast from 1974 where Cyril Smith and Jimmy Saville back Jeremy Thorpe.

Eight, Labour’s Cathy Ashton continues to sparkle on the international stage. The Russia-Ukraine deal another triumph for her quiet diplomacy.

Nine, Labour is set to win the European elections. And to storm London in the borough elections.

Ten, Scotland is voting No. This piece by Peter Kellner explains whyAs does this, by me.

Eleven, Labour has appointed David Axelrod. He backs winners.

Twelve, the other David Axelrod is pretty good too.

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John McTernan is former political secretary at 10 Downing Street and was director of communications for former prime minister of Australia Julia Gillard. He writes The Last Word column on Progress and tweets @johnmcternan

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