100 days
Brown bowed out so the Orange men could move in.
The right restructured, so what’s left moved left.
Soon the Laws was broken, but the coalition Brokeback.
Domestic bliss but Foreign clutz.
ID cards abolished, IDS abolishing.
The red box opened to the sound of shock and guffaw
…as the knife swung, the State looked on in horror.
The Question of Anonymity threatened to rape justice.
Pickled politics required no auditing.
Boundaries pushed on AV,
Boundaries redrawn on the QT
whilst 5 Leaders Leaped,
4 Suited men,
3 months of hustings
2 brothers battling
….and a surprise rise in V.A.T.