This was a ‘backbench’ debate secured by the Tory MP for Dover Charlie Elphicke. The motion was ‘That this House supports the Big Society, seeking stronger communities where power is decentralised and social action encouraged.’ After several dozen speeches, we were no nearer a clear sense of what the Big Society means. But at least some MPs got to make clever-sounding speeches.

Cameron’s problem with the Big Society is two-fold. Firstly, its vagueness allows it to be imbued with whatever meaning its proponents (and critics) choose. It’s like one of those Rorschach tests. Stare at the ink-blots and you might see a pretty flower, or you might see a headless corpse. It’s all in the eye of the beholder. For the Tories it can mean a return to pre-1945 society, with a smaller state with fewer state employees, more charitable works by worthy folk, and lower taxes. It can speak to the Burkean tradition of a settled social order, noblesse oblige and the kinds of social attitudes satirised in Betjeman’s poem In Westminster Abbey:

‘Think of what our Nation stands for,
Books from Boots’ and country lanes,
Free speech, free passes, class distinction,
Democracy and proper drains.’

The Tory MP Jesse Norman’s book the Big Society has the nerve to the subtitled ‘the anatomy of the new politics’. I read it on a train journey through Sussex, and reached the seaside without any sign of new politics. Lots of old politics though: it’s all the state’s fault, the evil doctrine of Fabianism is to blame, we need a ‘leaner state’ and so on. David Cameron said of the Big Society ‘you can call it liberalism. You can call it empowerment. You can it freedom. You can call it responsibility. I call it the Big Society.’ He might as well have said ‘You can call it chocolate. You can call it elephants. You can call it daffodils. You can call it porridge. I call it Belgium’.

For Labour, the Big Society can be defined as democratic socialism. If you look at the motion at the start of this article I doubt you’ll find much to disagree with. You can apply the ‘opposite’ test to it. Who would be in favour of weaker communities, where power is centralised and social action discouraged?

Several Labour MPs made heroic efforts in the debate to expropriate the Big Society for socialism. Jon Cruddas referred to a pamphlet by Hazel Blears The Politics of Decency which he said ‘set out many of the terms of the current debate.’ Liz Kendall was one of several colleagues to refer to cooperatives, mutuals and friendly societies ‘established to protect working people from the consequences, not of an overbearing state, but of unfettered markets.’ Tristram Hunt weighed in with ‘associationism’ Tom Paine, Robert Owen, and the Rochdale Pioneers. Keir Hardie, John F Kennedy, Hobbes and TS Eliot all made an appearance during the course of the evening.

The Big Society can be either left-wing or right-wing, a definition of conservatism or socialism, or absolutely devoid of any meaning at all. Sometimes the ink-blots just look like ink-blots.

Cameron’s second problem with the Big Society goes beyond a lack of meaning. It is the same problem that John Major had with ‘Back to Basics’. The phrase was used by the prime minister at the 1993 Conservative Party conference in an attempt to relaunch the government after Black Wednesday, when the Tories mislaid £3.3 billion of our money. Major set out what he meant by ‘back to basics’: law & order, fewer single mothers, and classroom discipline.

Whatever misty-eyed nonsense Back to Basics was meant to mean, it became synonymous with a string of financial and sexual scandals involving senior Tories. Fleet Street used ‘back to basics’ as the green light to expose every whisper of Tory immorality. Front page splashes included Tim Yeo’s love-child, the Earl of Caithness’ wife’s suicide following his extra-marital affair, Stephen Milligan’s tragic accidental death, Piers Merchant’s affair with a teenage nightclub hostess, Tim Smith’s and Graham Riddick’s ‘cash for questions’ and Jonathon Aitken’s alleged involvement with procuring prostitutes for Arab businessmen. The phrase ‘back to basics’ became toxic like strychnine.

The same is happening to Cameron’s ‘Big Society’. Cameron says ‘Big Society’ but people only hear ‘cuts’. I even heard someone refer to the ‘big society cuts’ the other day. There was another parliamentary debate this week, about the closure of Sure Start centres across Britain because of Tory cuts. This time, no Burke and Paine, just outrage from MPs such as Luciana Berger and Stephen Twigg who are fighting to ensure their local Sure Starts can help Liverpool kids to get a better life.

You can’t close Sure Starts and expect people to believe in your ‘Big Society’.