There’s a new phenomenon sweeping the Twittersphere, which of course means it’s not really a phenomenon. Rather it is grandiose, self-important posturing of a number of self-declared Blairites, looking to  appropriate the term ‘Blairite’ to justify defecting to the Conservative party, one even creating a brand new branch of political philosophy called ‘Blue Blairism’. Apparently you’re allowed to just make up your political ideology on the spot, which is very convenient. For the rest of this article, these two ‘prominent’ activists will be referred to as ‘Tweeter 1’ and ‘Tweeter 2’, for using their names would give them a sense of satisfaction that I’m not prepared to give them.

You know, I don’t mind them leaving the party – in Tweeter 1’s case he was most certainly a Tory. If they feel ideologically uncomfortable and have felt so for some time, it is of course their prerogative to leave the party. They can of course join the Conservatives if that’s where they feel most comfortable. In Tweeter 2’s case, if she feels that the Tories will welcome a diversity coordinator from the NHS, then of course that’s her decision. I’m not so sure.

But what I will not accept is their two premises for joining the Conservatives, and their accompanying rallying call for social democrats to join them. The first argument seems to suggest that Blair’s agenda while in office was a conservative one, and the second is that this current Conservative-led administration has taken on the Blair mantle and is actually progressive. I’m afraid not, Tweeters 1 and 2, and your desperate justifications for joining Cameron’s Tories are just that – desperate.

I have a theory, and it goes somewhat like this. If you call yourself a ‘Blairite’, and have not had it ascribed to you by someone else, you are probably not a Blairite. Let us be clear about this – the term Blairite and Brownite were used more to define personality, rather than ideology. Together Blair and Brown were architects of New Labour (although, I will concede, some discussion could be had about how much Brown deviated from the New Labour project during his tenure). There has always been a strong revisionist wing in the Labour party, there have always been modernisers (and there is still some modernising to go) and there will always be social democrats. If you call yourself any of those three, you probably get ‘it’.

Blair, and New Labour, was certainly not a conservative agenda by any stretch of the imagination, unless of course you are on the far left where anything to the right of Castro is conservative (a special mention to anyone who has ever used the terms ‘Bliar’ and ‘ZaNu Liebore’ here too). I don’t want to do the whole reeling off of New Labour’s achievements here, but let’s just clarify that being socially progressive and massive investment in the public sector is certainly not conservative ideology.

But one question I certainly have to ask is how on earth can anyone reckon that this Conservative-led government is in any way progressive?  If anyone can tell me I would be delighted to know. The tripling of higher education fees, the dismal polling of Cameron’s government among women, making someone who voted for retaining Section 28 equalities minister and the frankly unwanted and bizarre reforms to the NHS certainly does not strike me as progressive. But what do I know; I don’t even run my own blog.

So I say to the defectors, Tweeters 1 and 2, you turn if you want to. This social democrat knows that he is in the right party.

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Curtis McLellan is the international officer for Labour Students and former club co-chair of Manchester Labour Students, and tweets @cjmclellan

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