If David Cameron has done one good thing, it’s in proving that you can’t run the country using Economist leader articles as a best practice guide. He came to power railing against the sofa government of Tony Blair, the alleged control freakery of public sector targetry, and the dangerous, anti-democratic proliferation of special advisers. But it turns out that things fall apart when the centre cannot hold, and that, shorn of direction at the heart of government, you get the coalition: a witless, directionless chimera that stumbles from unforced error to unforced error.

It sometimes appears as if, having proved to be a thoroughly indifferent prime minister, Cameron wants to return to a role he excelled at: leading the opposition. Either that, or he’s just a master of brass-necked chutzpah. Cameron is right: we do need more and better funded sport in our schools. But it’s unclear how scrapping the requirement to teach two hours of sport a week, while defunding school sport, is going to achieve that. For a party that continually drones on about the power of the private sector, the Conservatives don’t seem to understand how the real world operates: in pretty much every job you have targets and objectives. If you don’t meet those targets, then you get the sack. Why should the public sector be any different? The record of the last government is unarguable: targets worked, they raised standards in every sector they were used in. If Cameron wants to improve school sport, then he can: he just lacks the inclination. The real reason why the Conservatives are so reluctant to use targetry is that they don’t want government to work, full stop.

The problem for Cameron is that he isn’t even as good at opposition politics as he used to be. I remember, during the dying days of the Blair government, listening to a talk by Ed Miliband – then a junior minister – who said that Cameron’s great success, thus far, had been projecting an air that he was a different kind of Conservative, that he was comfortable with modern Britain. Six years on, Cameron no longer looks or sounds comfortable with modern Britain. There are two problems with his claim that the school sport target was met by schools teaching two hours of ‘Indian dancing’. The first is that it’s simply not true: if any school would have been ideally placed to eschew competitive sports for two hours of Bhangra, it would have been my own secondary school, but, unfortunately for me as a perennial last-choice, we played competitive sports. The second is that it’s a loathsome thing to say: is there anything less worthy about teaching ‘dancing’ in schools in lieu of competitive sport if the prefix ‘Indian’ is added?

The truth is, dancing is an exhausting, demanding, and, yes, competitive, activity, regardless of whether it’s contemporary, tap, break, ballet, or Indian. There is a long and dishonourable tradition in British politics that when administrations start to flatline, they give a hard blow on the dog whistle. That’s what Cameron’s doing in attacking ‘Indian dancing’. The good news is, he’s wrong: as shown by the widespread derision that his remarks met. Conservative thinkers regularly wonder why they fall short among ethnic minority voters, even in affluent areas. Here’s a tip: if you think the word ‘Indian’ is a counter-argument, don’t be surprised if you struggle to appeal to Indian and other ethnic-minority voters.

What do we actually want in sports funding? British Cycling performance director David Brailsford is right: elite sport in Britain is in good shape. But there’s a terrible void in the 14-18 bracket, when far too many people, particularly girls and young women, stop playing sport of any kind, and fall into unhealthy patterns of lifestyle. What we need is a system – well-funded and with clear performance targets – that allows the best of the best to become the next Mo Farah (but equally, the next Darcey Bussell, too), while encouraging everyone to keep up some kind of sport, even if it’s just an aimless kickabout at their local park. Time to put down the dog whistle, Dave.

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Stephen Bush writes a weekly column for Progress, the Tuesday review, and tweets @stephenkb

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