Immigration is like a queue in a restaurant: the punters might not like it, but a canny manager knows that it is both a sign and a cause of success. The sad truth of the last few days is that a new group of customers have decided to dine elsewhere; that they’ve looked at the menu and decided it simply isn’t that appetising.

Yes, apparently, the restaurant got a bit swamped last time; one of the many parts of our last spell in government that we’ve decided we ought to apologise for. I’m still at a loss, exactly, to work out what ‘swamped’ means. It cannot mean falling standards in local schools, because standards actually improved more in schools with high immigrant populations. It cannot mean more crises for the NHS, because eastern European migrants use the NHS rather less, on the whole, than their British counterparts. It cannot mean housing, because a vanishingly small number of ‘new’ Europeans are either using or seeking social housing. Fewer still claim jobseeker’s allowance. It cannot mean wages, either, because the evidence that migrants suppress native wages or incomes is even more exiguous than the number of Poles on the dole.

So really, what exactly is ‘swamped’ and what exactly is Labour meant to be apologising for? If it’s for having a more open and successful labour market than the Schengen countries in the middle of the last decade, I’m not convinced we ought to. Immigration became a convenient scapegoat for Labour’s defeat last time around; but it was migration from the Treasury to No 10, not Poland to Britain, that caused Labour’s loss.

The plain truth is that Britain needs more immigration, not less; that the coalition’s success in reducing immigration has been an utter disaster for Britain. The only immigration they’ve succeeded in stopping is from students: so that fall in immigration, so loudly touted, is nothing more than a fall-off in British exports. It’s not an invasion of Bulgars that should keep Britons awake at night, it’s the fact that the nations of old Europe make up about five per cent of the world’s population, produce roughly a quarter of the planet’s wealth, and rack up almost half of the world’s welfare spending.

Now, you might think – and you’d be right – that all that spending still doesn’t produce a good enough standard of living for most people. And you might think – and you’d be right – that the nations of the Asian, African and American continents ought to be spending more on their citizens than they do at the moment. But it’s an open question as to whether or not that will happen; we don’t yet know if the people of Brazil, India or Nevada will become ‘more European’. So the question then becomes: how do we maintain the European way of life? Because, as tempting as it is to point the figure at an unscrupulous boss class, the reality is that it’s consumers on the internet, not employers, who do the most to drive down wages. It’s bright young things in the knowledge economy we’re all meant to want to build who are wiping out middle-income jobs and hollowing out the economy. So we can spend the next year and a half banging on and on about immigration. Or we can talk about the real problems that face the country. Either way, it’s our move.

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Stephen Bush is a contributing editor to Progress, writes a weekly column for Progress, the Tuesday review, and tweets @stephenkb

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