I, for one, was grateful that Ed Miliband didn’t read the whole speech that the office intern mistakenly loaded on the Labour party’s website. (It was the intern, and it was a mistake, right?)

The reason? This passage:

‘One Nation Labour has changed from New Labour – businesses have a responsibility to pay their taxes, respect their customers and treat their workers fairly.’

What nonsense. What toxic, divisive nonsense.

The implications – no, to be fair, the actual words – are clear. Under New Labour – apparently – businesses were allowed to evade taxes, cheat their customers and oppress their workers.

To be honest, that is not a government I would have worked for, nor one the country would have ever voted for.

To be clear, that is not a government that ever actually existed.

It is a malicious, ultra-left, quasi-Trot smearing of the best British government of my lifetime.

That is, supposedly, a description of the government that introduced the national minimum wage, extended workers’ rights every year until the global financial crisis and increased employment every year too – with the Equalities Act, the Human Rights Act and the creation of the supreme court.

A government that believed businesses were not the enemy but partners in economic growth and in social progress.

We saw in Scotland the toxic consequences of a Scottish Labour party unwilling, at first, and eventually unable to defend the record of 13 years of a Labour government. It meant that Alex Salmond was free to say that we were exactly the same as the Tories.

I’m so glad Ed didn’t say those words.

Otherwise I’d have had to say what I really feel.

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In praise of conference

It may have been a flat conference hall, but it was an immensely vibrant fringe. There were debates everywhere about the pressing questions: How to handle UKIP? How to rebalance power in England in favour of cities and regions? How to tackle poverty in a climate of austerity? How to win and keep the centre?

We have become a party of ideas and of pragmatism, of practice and idealism. That’s more than a little achievement.

Take a bow, conference.

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In praise of Progress

Just a couple of weeks ago a dogged band of MPs defended liberal intervention. Pat McFadden, Liz Kendall, John Woodcock and Phil Wilson. Progressives, or should I say Progress-ives? The fruit of their labour – the long persistent raising of the principle – was in today’s debate in which the government finally decided to ask the Commons for backing for military action against Isis. The struggle takes many forms and the parliamentary one is often overlooked by journalists but our colleagues changed the debate and succeeded in getting the government to do the right thing. Congratulations all round.

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In praise of Gordon Brown

The Labour party were unable to timetable a standing ovation for GB – the man who saved the union.

So, can all readers of this column now stand up and cheer Gordon to the rafters?

It’s the least we can do.

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John McTernan is former political secretary at 10 Downing Street and was director of communications for former prime minister of Australia Julia Gillard. He writes The Last Word column on Progress and tweets @johnmcternan